These Cute, Luxurious Cows Have Better Self Care Than All The Kardashian’s Combined

For some, their ritualistic nighttime routine is critical to their sleep, beauty, and overall well being. Some people have 3, 5, even 8-step skincare rituals that must be followed every night to achieve their ideal glow. Or maybe a proper pampering is necessary for some to relax and unwind. 
 

Massage parlors and beauty salons have nothing on Leeanna Thomas, a TikToker and proud Texan rancher. Leeanna has a number of animals that grace her page, as she shares her countryside lifestyle, laid back attitude, and pampered pets with the world. 
 

For many ranchers, cattle aren’t seen as pets, they’re livestock and a means of revenue. For Leeanna, it’s clear that that line has been crossed at some point, making her cows, chickens, goats, pigs, and horses the most spoiled herd in the country. 
 

George Washington, one of Leeanna’s all white cows, can teach us a thing or two about an 8-step self care routine. He is treated like a king and is often bathed with more luxurious products than we can shake a stick at. Exfoliating scrubs, hoof manicures, under-eye masks, weighted stones, neck scrubs, and fabric face masks only scratch the surface of this pampered heifer. 

Lizzo has Georgie in his feels

Quite frankly, wagyu beef doesn’t even get this sort of service. 
 

George isn’t the only animal that gets the royal treatment. Jingo, one of Leeanna’s black cows, gets regular tooth brushing, pedicures, massages, and snoot-serums, no doubt, anti-aging. You’ve never wanted to be a cow more than you do now, huh? These animals are living the life of luxury and have no idea how good they have it. 

Welcome to the cow spa

Life on a ranch never seemed so appealing. Typically people think of heat, dust, bugs, vermin, and maybe even chewing tobacco on a ranch, but for Leeanna, she’s rebranded into something more akin to a bovine resort or a hoofed animal sanctuary. A lot of her lotions and serums appear to be handmade with natural ingredients, another luxurious addition to her cow’s ridiculously lavish lives. Sometimes, Leeanna’s cows even leave their spa treatment with pretty little flower crowns like the princes and princesses that they are. 

That’s how it is with all pets though, they never really know how good their lives are and how much we adore their furry, feathered, or scaly little butts.